Interesting Facts

** Dormitory: When you rearrange the letters: Dirty Room

** Desperation: When you rearrange the letters: A Rope Ends It

** The Morse Code: When you rearrange the letters: Here Come Dots

** Slot Machines: When you rearrange the letters: Cash Lost in 'em

** Animosity; When you rearrange the letters: Is No Amity

** Mother-in-law: When you rearrange the letters: Woman Hitler

** Snooze Alarms: When you rearrange the letters: Alas! No More Z's

** A Decimal Point: When you rearrange the letters: I'm a Dot in Place

** The Earthquake: When you rearrange the letters: That Queer Shake

** Eleven plus two: When you rearrange the letters: Twelve plus one

** Desserts: When you read backward is: Stressed

Funny Conversation

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy : after a moment "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy : "Pockets."

Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy : "Coconut"

Teacher : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.
Boy : Bubblegum

Teacher : What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy : Shake hands

Teacher : Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy : Yep.

Teacher : You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy : Tent

Teacher : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy : Wedding Ring

Teacher : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose

Teacher : I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy : Arrow

Teacher : What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy : Firetruck

Teacher : What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand.
Boy : Fork

Teacher : Arnold Swarzchenegger has a long one. Phillip J. Fry has a short one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one, but doesn't use it. What is it?
Boy : Surname.

Teacher : What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy : Heart.

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